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What Are You Most Thankful for in 2016? Part 2

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Pamela Gerstein at Little Wing

Pamela Gerstein, BISS List and woman extraordinaire [She was “23” on the tape recorder]

Twenty-three? That’s my lucky number! That’s perfect. I am thankful for all of my friends and family and support in my community that has gotten me through the last year. I’m thankful for Linda Kelly!

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Happy and pup

Happy, street person

I am thankful for plants because they are the elegance of beauty and nature’s natural order. I’m very appreciative of plants in 2016 and in the present moment.

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Jim Kirk

Jim Kirk, artist, local resident, born and raised San Francisco

I’m thankful that I have work, work that I actually enjoy, I’m thankful that we’re all still here. Can I think about this before you ask me? [NO]. Dammit. Has to be in the moment. Okay, well, it’s hard to say … thankful for the way politics are going? How can you be thankful for all of that? But I’m feeling that everybody’s waking up, that there’s an awakening going on. I’m thankful for the awakening and the apocalypse and all that good stuff.

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Dorcas and Eddie

Dorcas, Haight Street busker

I’m thankful for my brand-new baby granddaughter! Her name is “Luna” and I love her and I’m thankful for her.

Eddie, Haight Street busker

I’m thankful that I still wake up hard every morning.

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Sonia at Little Wing

Sonia, from Redwood City, shopping in the Haight

I’m thankful for my friends in 2016 for supporting me and being by my side. It’s very cliché, but I love them!

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Alison and her sweet pug

Allison, local resident

I’m thankful for my family’s health and my friends and the people closest to me, for getting through whatever challenges together!

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Victoria, local resident

I’m thankful for the New Year coming, the do-over!

What Are You Most Thankful for in 2016?

Being that it’s Thanksgiving time, Haight Street Voice wandered around the ‘hood and talked to folks to hear what they’re most thankful for in 2016 …

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Kelyn, Stanza Coffee Shop

Kelyn Crapp, Haight resident, musician

I’m thankful for the moments of this year that have led me to this moment right now.

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Leila, Aaron, Tess (left to right)

Leila, Red Victorian, nomad of the Haight

I’m thankful for people reaching out with their feelings post-election and realizing that everyone cares — kind of fucking amazing!

Aaron, resident of the Red Victorian Hotel, hostel & co-living space, SunChilds Parlour, a pop-up experiment happening inside of that

I am thankful for discovering this collective space for them allowing me to make it my home for the past eight months, which has allowed me to survive cancer treatment. I just got the all-clear last week. And I wouldn’t have done that if it hadn’t been for this amazing community of people. So, yay co-living, and yay Haight Street!

Tess, works at Sunchilds Parlour and The Center SF — both on Haight Street

I am thankful for my friends and my partner having the same values and visions of life and wanting to heal this goddamn world!

 

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Sunny & Christian

Sunshine Powers, runs Little Wing and Jammin’ on Haight

“I am thankful for sparkles, rainbows, unicorns and love — man!”

Christian Calinsky, co-founder of “Taking It To The Streets

“I am thankful for the friends and loved ones that I have around me right now.”

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Terry, Amal’s Deli

Terry, works at Amal’s Deli

I am thankful for everything. For me being here, yeah. For you being here!

 

 

 

How Does It Feel, Trump’s Victory?

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William Burwood, 57, poet/writer

“I’m not homeless, this is planet Earth, I live here. God said I could.

I would’ve voted for Johnson if I was registered in California, but my second choice would’ve been Mr. Trump. Reason #1: He’s not Hillary. I would’ve loved to have seen Margaret Chase Smith take the Republican nomination at the Cow Palace in 1964. That was a great woman, the model for Lacey Davenport in the Doonesbury cartoons, a senator. 

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Rachel, 39, registered nurse, Haight-Ashbury resident for 6 years

“I have never been so glad to have a Canadian passport! I hope Trump’s victory inspires people to pay attention, because there’s a clown at the wheel.”

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Dan Reed, author

“Regardless of any politics at all, I believe Trump’s victory is absolutely a win for this entire country and for everybody in it, and practically for the world, because of this: Today, the day after the election, I have heard four outside, open air protests against different things — mostly Trump, other things — but loud protests, outbursts from people, long lines, a hundred down on Market Street, young kids that you would think would be Democrats or Republicans, whatever, techies. People breaking out that you would think wouldn’t be political at all, and just going, “Fuck Trump!” Outward protests from people. Today, I’ve heard four of those.

I live in San Francisco, and yesterday I heard no protests. If I count back over years, I have heard nothing like I heard today. This is the kind of world that I want to live in. I would protest against me if it was there. I like protests, and that is what the American way is about. The American way is protest, and those are Americans being Americans. So the result is this: It’s gets people out of their shells. We want all of the different opinions to be there, so we want them all out of their shells. It is an a-political question that it is a good thing. Any response, to people coming out and we know where they stand and banding together as a group in the community in a small, grassroots size, is great. All politics are local.”

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Armando, works at Haight Street Market

“I think Trump being elected as president is — among other things that people don’t talk about — is a knock, a huge knock, against globalization and neo-liberalism, which, some would argue is just as evil, if not more, than Trump. Doesn’t mean the guy isn’t a racist or a sexist, but it will be interesting to see how the economic future of the United States pans out.”

benji2Benjy, co-author of Bill Kreutzmann’s book, “Deal”

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Mr. T, owns Central Haight Market

“Disappointed.”

“Trump’s victory signifies the fall of Rome. I feel like Rome is burning and I feel like winter is coming.”

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Guadalupe, 22, works at Jammin on Haight

[Huge laugh] “Oh my god, this is the worst thing that has happened to this country, it’s a disgrace of what we stand for, or at least what I thought we stand for. At first I thought, “Maybe I should move back to Mexico, but I think with working here at Jammin’ and what we stand for? We’re still gonna spread the rainbows, the sparkles and the love.”

What the Fuck is Going On?

In the past few weeks as Election Day loomed, I found myself wondering how everyone else is feeling about this frickin’ mess we’re in as I walked around my neighborhood, down Haight Street. I had this urge to simply go up to strangers and ask them, “What the fuck is going on?” and let them speak their minds.

Welp, here it is, Election Day, and though I didn’t connect with a bunch of random locals like I’d intended, as time/life got in the way, I did speak with my favorite local bartender, Lee. Here’s his take on what the fuck is going on.

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Linda: Okay, here goes Lee … I’m saying that I’m Linda Kelly and I want to know for my people and my community: What the fuck is going on?”

Lee: I mean, okay, but are we talking about …

Linda: It’s pretty much based on the Olymp — [laughs] — I mean the election.

Lee: The election?

Linda: Based on that pressure …

Lee: Okay. What the fuck is going on is that we have masters who, via a shadow of government — actually a shadow of governments — run nearly the entire planet, a kabbal of quote “elite” psychopaths who have an agenda of a new world order. These people are also in control of the United States government and this election is a fucking joke. Anyone who believes in the two-party paradigm, first of all, is an idiot.

Both of … anybody who reaches that level in our government is preordained by the powers-that-be. They’re hand-chosen, they’re shills. They’re lackeys, they work for the powers that be — the powers that shouldn’t be, Both Hillary and Trump — and Bernie for that matter — are all controlled, they’re puppets, presidents have little to no power. Obama, who was a complete and utter puppet working for his masters. He was a wolf in sheep’s clothing. He duped everybody years ago. I was crying wolf at that time — nobody listened to me­. Now we know that we can see that he gave away 16 trillion dollars to big banks, passed the NDAA, the most heinous law ever passed in this country, reinstated the Patriot Act … I mean, where do I stop?

Linda: Wait right there …

Lee: No, no, no — I’m not done. So basically the powers that be want Hillary into power, that’s a fact. They’re going to put her into power. They’re using Trump as a court jester and a divisive device to split up the people, to cause chaos, because Ordo Ab Chao — order out of chaos — is their way of being, and it’s the Hegelion dialectic: problem, reaction, solution. Trump is the problem; Reaction? Everyone freaks out, fights in the streets like fucking animals; Solution, Hillary Clinton, the fucking evil witch that has been they’re choice for a long time. The problem is, she’s a chicken hawk, she’s a war monger, she’s fucking bought and sold, she’s a liar, she’s a murderer — the string of dead people behind her goes miles long. And Bernie, his whole purpose was to take all of the, you know, leaning Libertarian/Ron Paul/youth and sheep herd them like good little sheep, and drop them off at Hillary Clinton’s door, which is exactly what he did and it’s exactly what I said the whole time.

Trump is going to continue acting the fool to keep pushing people towards Hillary. But what’s ridiculous is that the fucking stupid American public are falling for it. And it’s actually backfiring because so many people are (laughs) supporting that fucking weirdo.

So it’s bizarre. We live in a surreal existence. It’s like DaDa world — it’s a completely upside-down world and it’s disgusting and I’m disappointed with humanity, and I try to be optimistic about it but I like to call myself the gregarious misanthrope because I love people but I can’t stand mankind.

Linda: What’s your solution in your own world?

Lee: The first solution …

Linda: In your own life …

Lee: My solution is what I think should be echoed throughout society. The first part of the solution is awakening. We can’t do shit if people are not awake. If people are not aware that the Fed is a sham, that 911 was an inside job, that fluoridated water is poison, mercuries are toxic, GMOs are toxic, chem-trails are real, and this has been proven so I’m not even gonna fucking bother with that one. Until people see the truth [Beatles music in background starts playing: “I am he as you are me …”] right before their eyes hidden in plain sight then we can’t even make a move forward.

The things is, there are 7 billion of us, there are maybe 10,000 of these people who control the planet via the Committee of 300, Bilderberg Group, Bohemian Grove, Skull and Bones — all this shit, all these nefarious, many of them Masonic, secret societies — whatever you want to call it. The term “Illuminati” is dead. They’ve mocked it so much that people just think it’s funny now. The entire media, Hollywood, the music industry — all contain shills, lackeys that work for the powers-that-be as well, it’s so ridiculous.

We need to awaken everyone, and we’re almost at the tipping point, I believe. I’m still an optimist in this whole game. We need to awaken the people first, and once people are awakened, then we can take our numbers and start voting with our dollars against the corporations. All we have to do is vote with our dollars and they’re all going to disappear. Consumerism is part … corporations are part of the biggest problem. Corporate personage in America is one of the biggest problems we face. If we didn’t have corporate personage we would have a lot less problems. If we didn’t have the Fed we have a lot less problems.

And the other thing is the wars. We cannot support these wars, we have to fight tooth and nail against these wars every single day. Any time they try to push a war agenda, we have to stand up, rise up and fight against the wars because a majority of the money in our country goes towards the war machine, and it goes towards killing innocent people in foreign lands, it’s the empire at work. If we don’t support it, then it won’t happen and all that money — $35,000 per citizen will come back to us for not spending that money on war.

So there are solutions. The solutions are less government not more, more Libertarian/almost anarchistic ideals. Anarchy is wildly misunderstood. It’s power of the people, it’s small government, localized government. It’s a totally misunderstood concept because the powers-that-be of course like to spin everything to make it seem evil, even though it’s not. It’s like shamanism or witchcraft — they went in and decimated shamans all over the world to hide that sacred ancient language, ancient knowledge. Same with the ancient mystery schools — all that knowledge, the library of Alexandria, all these things that have been stolen, Tessla’s technology stolen and hidden from us so that they can control the planet.

Free energy already exists. The world is not overpopulated — the problem is resource management and the powers-that-be control the resources. We could easily feed everyone on the planet, easily, feel, clothe and house everyone on the planet. That’s not their agenda. They want population reduction — from 7 billion to 500 million is their goal. Bill Gates has stated this openly. If you have eyes to see, you will see the truth.

That was a rant!

Linda: That was a rant. I think it’s healthy for you.

Lee: In fact, I kind of want to put that on FaceBook.

Linda: One more sentence from you: How do you survive every day, when you wake up in the morning, what gets you through? Is it yoga, is it the way you eat? What keeps you from freaking out?

Lee: Okay, this isn’t going to be one sentence. “They food is thy medicine, they medicine is thy food.” Socrates, father of medicine. The first thing that we need to do is to nourish ourselves. You can’t think properly if you’re not nourished properly, if you can’t live healthily, if you’re not nourished, you have to — I mean (laughs) that’s the only thing that’s keeping me healthy is the fact that I exercise, I practice kundalini, I eat properly, I meditate because otherwise I’d be a fucking mess. I’m up ’til ungodly hours every night, ’til 6-7 in the morning doing research, posting stuff, which is not healthy and I know it’s not but I sort of sacrifice certain aspects of m health in order to get the word out there. It’s that easy. I get attacked every single day for what I post on FaceBook, I … (laughs).

I suffer internally for seeing all this dark stuff that I have to process and go through and vet and research and try to disseminate to whoever will listen. It affects me so I also partake in entheogens — you know, things like Ayahuasca, which cleanse he mind and body and reset the computer and get me back on track. I struggle all the time with trying to be positive and not getting aggressive and angry at people and trying to understand that most people don’t understand and therefore they lash out, they have cognitive dissonance, they’re lazy, they’re apathetic — so I have to have empathy and try to be patient. But it’s the hardest thing in the world. Also, music — I mean having a creative outlet is huge for me, and a lot of what I research ends up becoming lyrics in my songs. So it’s a way for me exorcise those demons as well.

Linda: Do you think Haight Street’s a little bit different than the rest of the world as far as being open to all of the things you’re speaking to?

Lee: Absolutely! I mean I absolutely feel gracious for living in San Francisco for one, such an open-minded city but also living in this bubble that is Haight-Ashbury because there are many like minds I’ve met in this neighborhood. I love this neighborhood. It’s definitely my calling, it’s my home for life — if they’ll let me stay! [laughs]

As far as this neighborhood goes, I’m raising my freak flag high and I’m gonna try and keep it freaky and try to continue keeping the music vibrations and, you know, the love and all that stuff and the psychedelics — I think that’s important.

Linda: Communication.

Lee: Absolutely. So yeah, what gives me peace is when people privately message me and say thank you so much for doing what you’re doing, you know, because it’s a pretty — truthing is a thankless and dangerous job. Like I just told you, I get death threats all the time. I have people yelling at me every single day and it’s unpleasant. I’m not an aggressive or mean person but, you know, when you get hounded every single day for 10 years I’ve been doing this, it starts to wear on your soul [laughs].

Linda: You have to have protection.

Lee: I also do spiritual practices to protect myself. I study things like black magic, I study the occult, I study spirituality, I study ways to protect myself, my spirit and my soul and that’s how I get by, you know?

Haight Street Marijuana — Then & Now

SUNNY!Sunshine Powers has been part owner/operational manager of Haight Street’s tie-dye mecca, Jammin’ on Haight, since they opened in 2012. This good-vibes San Francisco neighborhood store is loaded with all-things hippie, and Sunshine is the Cheshire Cat behind it all, dedicated to keeping the original spirit of the ’60s and the Haight-Ashbury community alive, colorful and kind.

I had the pleasure of hanging with Sunny (and all her sparkles) recently to talk to her about the current state of Haight Street, the homeless kids situation, the upcoming 50th anniversary of the Summer of Love in 2017, and the realities of marijuana — then and now.

Linda Kelly: Hey girl. Good to see you. Here, you can hold the recorder.

Sunshine Powers: Okay. Hi! Sunshine Powers here, reporting on pot news for The 420 Book.

LK: Yes, a fabulous marijuana dispensary listings magazine.

SP: Yeah, where you get your weed at, bitches! [laughter]

LK: How do you think marijuana influences Haight Street and Jammin?

SP: Haight Street is where I smoked my first bowl, on the corner of Haight and Masonic in 1992, so marijuana and Haight Street have always been a part of my life. The two kind of coincide.

As far as how pot influences now, it’s amazing how marijuana is not legal but it’s not really frowned upon on Haight Street. The cops really aren’t going to mess with you — unless you’re a homeless kid. Then they’re going to mess with you. The cops seem to mess with our homeless community more, no matter what they do.

For me personally, I feel that marijuana’s not the issue on Haight Street. It’s something that, if anything, it’s gonna mellow you out. People don’t smoke a lot of weed and freak out or get really angry. I mean, they might get angry on their own will, but it doesn’t really cause the impairment that other drugs do.

We have a much bigger alcohol problem on Haight Street.

For legal purposes, I don’t condone smoking at my store. It used to be a little bit more open but as time goes on, you find you kind of have to be strict about stuff because you’re dealing with so many people. I don’t really ask what they do, I just make sure they’re able to work. If you’re able to work and talk to people, then that’s all gravy, you know.

I smoke marijuana. I have my medical card. But for me, I work about 80+ hours a week. I have four different jobs. I own two companies. So as long as I’m getting done what I need to get done, I’m okay with me smoking weed if it helps balance out my chi.

Today, marijuana’s everywhere. It’s amazing how mainstream it’s become. It’s not just the hippie with the long hair and the bell-bottoms smoking weed on the corner, it’s their mom and dad smoking weed on the corner with them. One of them is in a business suit, you know? While I feel most people that own a tie-dye might smoke weed, it is not just the people wearing tie-dye that smoke weed anymore.

I think there’s big difference, too, between 50 years ago and today how weed, yoga, growing your own vegetables, meditation — all of this you would’ve thought as a hippie back in the day. And today, like, who doesn’t do yoga? Who doesn’t smoke some weed? Who doesn’t eat organic vegetables, right? Fifty years ago here in this neighborhood, pot was a revolutionary thing, and all those things being so mainstream today is due largely in part to what happened here in the Haight back then.

And today, our rainbow store [Jammin’] on the corner is the gateway to Haight and Ashbury. We are the portal. And that’s another reason why we feel it’s our duty to bring the color and the vibrancy that Haight Street is known for. It’s also our duty to improve the street and to do good for our community. It would be pointless for us to be on the corner and not be doing good. It has been just awesome to be able to be a part of this community.

LK: It’s like you’re bridging the past and the present.

SP: Yeah! We are! We are the next generation. We have to carry it on and teach our children.

JamminSunnyHaight and Masonic, that’s my corner. I’m very possessive of it. It’s our mission to revitalize, to bring back the color, creativity and consciousness that Haight Street is historically known for. We are approaching the 50th anniversary of the Summer of Love, and we are about to get 100,000 people here again, and it’s our duty as people of the historic Haight Street to prove to them a way of life that is peaceful and full of love, where people actually communicate and get along and find real solutions to real problems.

We’re also doing a retrospective of the 50th anniversary of the Summer of Love, how it started, where it is today. And we are going to try and change the name of Haight Street to Luv Street for at least a summer — because love always overpowers hate.

LK: “Powers” being the operative word — wink, wink.

SP: Yeah!

LK: We should probably mention that we’re doing this interview right next to the Grateful Dead’s original house on Ashbury.

SP: Yeah. Stanley Mouse and the Hell’s Angels used to live across the street, Janis Joplin and Country Joe McDonald. I have a parking spot. Life is good!

LK: Tell me about the walking tours you’re doing in the ‘hood.

SP: I am a tour guide at Flower Power Walking Tours and it’s really awesome because I feel like if Jammin on Haight’s mission is to revitalize the street, then it’s kind of my finishing the cycle to be able to educate tourists and people that come on my tour about what happened here that changed society, about the programs here, the community that happened here.

This is an epicenter of conscious revolution, and it’s something that still happens to this day. I get to tell the people all about our homeless organization, Takin’ It to the Streets, and about the wonderful success that we’ve had. We’ve been able to give the homeless the job — in exchange for shelter and food — of taking care of our community, keeping it clean. We’ve been able to create a true sense of community, which was lacking here for a while. It used to be us against them, and now we literally stand together. It’s a beautiful thing. We’ve been able to do what the cops haven’t been able to do in 30 years and clean up the corner.

LK: And what about medical marijuana and the homeless?

SP: We work with our homeless kids to get 215 cards so that they can be legal and they won’t be hassled on the street. We don’t want anything illegal going on in our program, and if we can encourage them to be legal in their possession of marijuana, then that gives them a comfort being on the street, you know? They can’t get hassled to a certain extent if they have their medical card. I’d rather have these kids have as many rights and abilities as they possibly can, and having their 215 card gives them the ability to smoke marijuana if they want to. And if that’s what they want to do, then let’s help them do that, but help them do it in a way where it’s legal for them, and that’s one less thing the cops can hassle them.

LK: Since the day you first smoked pot to the state of cannabis today and how readily available it is, has this made life easier for you?

SP: I don’t know if easy access to smoking weed has made my life easier because now it’s harder for me to travel sometimes because I worry about getting weed as easily as I do here, or knowing where to go to get it when I get there.

LK: Well, that’s why we have dispensary listings, like The420Book. Ha — that’s a nice little plug!

SP: Absolutely.

LK: They’re soon going to have GPS so if you go on a trip and you’re like, “Oh, where’s the nearest dispensary?” You just put it in your GPS and go straight to the store.

SP: The reality of the situation is that the world’s view on marijuana is changing, especially now that the government has realized they can tax it, you know? Like wow! People come into the shop and they ask me where to get weed and I’m not legally allowed to tell them. But I’ll say, “Just go on the street, you’ll figure it out.”

You can get a medical marijuana prescription upstairs at Amoeba Records on Haight. And, you know, there are dispensaries that delivery weed now too.

If anything, sometimes I could see myself maybe wanting to smoke less pot. But it’s just not gonna happen anytime soon. [laughs]

LK: Are you a sativa girl or an indica girl?

SP: I like both. My favorite pot is from back in the day. A long time ago, I grew pot. It was a Trinity Blueberry and it was delicious!

LK: Is there anything you want to say about marijuana just in general?

SP: You know, if you can smoke weed and function and be able to get what you need to get done, smoke weed. If smokin’ weed makes you not be able to get your stuff done and makes you all loopy, you might not wanna smoke weed, right? It’s about finding what works for you and helps you be what you believe is a better person.

LK: Okay. One more question. Your favorite story of somebody, maybe Wavy Gravy or whoever, who’s been in Jammin’ and you smoked a big joint with and had a funny moment with — off the top of your head. I’m sure there’s been a million.

SP: There have been a lot!

LK: You know, where you’re just laughing your fucking head off and you’re in a super stoned moment with somebody incredible, like Stanley or Wavy or …

SP: Well, I have a great story but I don’t really want it out on tape, but it’s about Stanley Owsley’s wife. She’s pretty cool. Enough said!

LK: Okay. You mentioned you’re going to the Dead show tomorrow in Colorado …

SP: Yes. I’ve never been to Colorado since they legalized weed, so this should be interesting. I’m super excited about that.

LK: Interesting. Remember your experience and maybe maybe it’ll go in the next issue of the magazine: Sunny’s first time in legal Colorado!

SP: Yeah, I’m excited. I’m gonna be like a kid in a candy store.

LK: Anything else you’d like to say to the cannabis crowd out there?

SP: Teamwork makes the dream work!

 

 

 

Boston George: The Softie Behind the World’s Greatest Drug Smuggler

Screen Shot 2016-07-19 at 4.57.01 PMEveryone’s seen Blow, right? You know, that film where Johnny Depp plays “Boston George” — the guy who smuggled massive quantities of cocaine from Mexico to the U.S. in the 1970s and early 1980s as a member of the infamous Medellin Cartel, responsible for over 85 percent of all the cocaine on the U.S. market — and who lived through all the insanely wild situations that eventually landed him in federal prison for almost 20 years.

I spoke with George by phone recently as he sat poolside at a hotel, riffing on all-things ganja — his perspective on the plant before he went to prison in 1994, and the inevitable legality of weed today since his release in 2014. And rather than drill him about his crazy smuggling days (which can easily be Googled or, heck, watch Blow again) I got to get a sense of who this guy really is, how two decades in prison affects one’s life, and what his take is on the state of marijuana — before he went to prison and now today. Turns out, the man behind the curtain is a witty, smart, sweet guy, with one hell of a life story.

Born to a middle-class family in Weymouth, Massachusetts in 1942, George Jung began recreationally smoking marijuana at 24 years old, and always sold a portion of what he bought so he could break even. After dropping out of college and heading to sunny California in 1967, he realized the enormous profit potential represented by smuggling the cannabis he bought in California back to his native New England. In search of even greater profits, he soon expanded his operation to flying the weed in from Mexico to Cape Cod. (Yep, he flew the planes himself. Read on to hear his personal recollection of this.)

At the height of his marijuana enterprise, Jung and his cohorts were reportedly making $250,000 a month (equivalent to over $1.5 million now). It all came crashing down in 1974, when Jung was arrested in Chicago for smuggling 660 pounds (300 kg) of marijuana. He argued with the judge about the logic of sending a man to prison “for crossing an imaginary line with a bunch of plants.”

After a bit of technical difficulties, I got my tape recorder working and enjoyed an hour on the phone listening to Boston George spin some yarns — and we laughed, a lot.

LK: I’m fine with the actual interview part — it’s the damn technology that gets me.

BG: I hate the technology.

LK: I like the old days of reel-to-reel, the actual, visceral reality of seeing tape rolling by.

BG: Yeah, I want pay phones back. [laughs]

LK: So, did you hang out in the San Francisco scene at all back in the day? Did you see the Grateful Dead? What was your relationship with music all these years?

BG: Funny, just last week I was at the Cow Palace with Jerry Garcia’s daughter, Trixie.

Yeah, I hung out in the San Francisco scene a lot. I lived in Sausalito and I lived in Stinson Beach. I used to go up to Mt. Tamalpais all the time and watch the sunrise and take acid and all that stuff. [laughs]

LK: What music were you listening to? What years were these?

BG: This was in the late-’60s. I liked Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young. The Rolling Stones were okay, but they didn’t really turn me on. I love the blues more than I do rock and roll. John Lee Hooker and Big Mama Thornton. I used to go to the Fillmore and see her. And I used to hang out in blues joints all the time.

LK: Did you ever see Jimi Hendrix or Janis Joplin?

BG: Yeah, all the time. I knew Janis and I knew Jimi. You know, it was easy to know those people when you were young and you were rich. I was 27 or 28.

LK: Was this during your pot era, or had you segued into cocaine yet?

BG: That was in my pot era. Then when I went into my cocaine era, I got to meet anybody I wanted to meet whenever I wanted to meet them.

LK: I loved the title of your book before it got made into the Blow screenplay: Grazing in the Grass Until the Snow Came. You’re a wonderful writer, by the way. I love your letter to your father when you were in jail, it was absolutely beautiful.

BG: Thank you.

LK: Have you always had a creative outlet, and do you have one today?

BG: Do I have any creative outlets? Trying to get up every morning when the sun comes up. That’s my creative outlet.

LK: Do you mind my asking how old you are today?

BG: On August the 6th I’ll be 74.

LK: Ah, you’re a Leo.

 BG: Yeah, one of the Leos. Left-handed too. A real existentialist son-of-a-bitch.

LK: Oh yeah. You like to be the center of attention — and you sure were, George!

BG: Yeah, that’s true!

LK: Do you still smoke pot? Do you have a medical card?

BG: [laughs] I’m on probation! In fact, I just went to court this morning, federal court, for drinking on YouTube.

LK: Drinking on YouTube?

BG: Yeah, and the judge said, “Well, did anybody test him? He was drinking in the back of a limousine, that’s legal. What did he do wrong?” She said, “YouTube is the admissible evidence? I’m going to have to ponder this.” She said, “Was he allowed to drink anyway? You thought that he was intoxicated?”

I was allowed to drink, so, you know, I’ll beat this.

LK: Well, alcohol is legal. Actually, I just did an interview for The 420 Book with a woman who is now sober but she smokes weed. She says that pot’s not the gateway drug — alcohol is the gateway drug. She thinks that alcohol, because it’s legal, is way more lethal than all the other shit. How do you feel about that?

BG: Well, pot became illegal I think in 1934 because of William Randolph Hearst. That’s the only reason. It was because he owned all the logging industries in the Pacific Northwest, and he owned all the newspapers in the world. He also made paper bags and whatever, and it was all about economy, money. That’s why he had it made illegal because pot is a perfect crop. It’s environmentally friendly, it’ll last forever, and you can make newspapers out of it and whatever you want. That’s the reason it became illegal.

And as far as alcohol, it’s had its ups and downs in life. In the 1880s, half the country was drunk, right? And stoned. And we still became the greatest country in the world, which, you know, to think we have to outlaw drugs to keep us the supreme ruler of the universe is ludicrous. It’s a fallacy. Foolishness.

I don’t know if there’s any gateway drug. Some people are born with addictive personalities. It’s not about getting into drugs. You can do drugs, or let drugs do you. You can grow up in the wealthiest families in the world and go to Harvard and if you have an addictive personality, you can become a drug addict. That’s just the way it is. If I do go upstairs, I’ll ask god about this, okay? I’ll send you a postcard.

LK: Do you remember your very first trip flying down to Mexico for weed?

BG: Yeah, I remember that day distinctly! [laughs] I didn’t have an instrument reading, just visual flight rules from this guy who taught me how to fly. He looked at me, this old man, his name was George too, and he said, “Just remember, boy, you’re only as good as sundown.” Then, when I was flying up to Baja to make it to the dry lakebeds in 29 Palms by Palm Springs, the sun started to go down and I started to get really paranoid. You know, talking to God, like, “Just hold on for another hour!”

I was a pretty happy guy when I saw Fat Tuna standing on top of the motorhome out in the dry lakebed in the desert, waving to me.

LK: Eventually, obviously, marijuana is going to be legalized. Do you think the outlaw — the rebel — is gone? Is this the end of the outlaw?

BG: The outlaw will never be gone. I was born an outlaw. But as far as breaking the law? Like the football player who loses half a step and for 20 years they cheered him and now they start throwing beer cans at him, you know? But he doesn’t want to quit because he loves it so much. They don’t understand that he loves it, but if you lose half a step or half a punch if you’re a prizefighter, you don’t belong in the game any longer. You’re just what becomes known as an old fool. And, you know, even when you’re young you’re a fool sometimes but when you’re old, you’re a fool all the time.

Actually, all I can give out is words of wisdom to those who will listen.

LK: I had the honor and pleasure of being friends with Timothy Leary. He gave some advice when I was hanging out with him in New York when I was 23 that I’ve never forgotten. I said, “What the hell you hanging out with me for? I’m just a silly little music journalist from San Francisco. And he said, “You are intelligent.” And I said, “I am? I’m not that well-read, but I like to ask questions and explore stuff.” And he said, “Linda, intelligence is the ability to see the relationship between things.”

BG: That’s right! It’s true. I mean if you’re ever around people that are unintelligent, you know, it’s like sitting amongst rocks or frogs or whatever [laughs]. It’s one of the greatest gifts god has bestowed upon us. The question is, why did god create one or two or five percent of the population with superior intelligence, and the rest of them are all morons? My dad used to tell me 90 percent of the people in the world are morons, and the other 10 percent are in danger of being contaminated by them. And I said, “Well, what do you think I am, dad?” He said, “Well, we’re gonna see, aren’t we?

LK: I love that you had a really close relationship with your dad. From what I can gather, you had a really good papa.

BG: He was a wonderful guy.

LK: When you were doing what you were doing all those years, was your dad on your mind? Were you thinking, “Shit, sorry dad …”

BG: No! I used to go see him all the time. One time I gave him a hundred thousand dollars in hundred dollar bills and he put them in a security box in a bank nearby his house. We both had the keys. A couple months later, I was driving by and I didn’t have any money in my pocket and I thought,”I’ll go in the box and get a few thousand, what the hell, to get to the Cape.” And I went in there and there was only like five thousand left. I asked him, “What did you do with all that goddamn money?” And he said, “There are a lot of people around here that needed money and I helped them.” He said, “What the hell do you care? You make it faster than they print it.”

LK: So he kind of looked the other way? He obviously loved you very much. He didn’t necessarily approve but he didn’t tell you no, did he?

BG: Well, the marijuana thing, he just accepted it. But when I crossed over the line into the cocaine world, he looked at me and said, “I’ve lost you.” and I said, “What do you mean?” He said, “I can see it in your eyes. You’re not afraid anymore.”

LK: That’s the nature of the snow beast, I reckon. Do you remember the very first time you smoked pot?

BG: Very first time I smoked pot? Of course! It was when Tuna and I went off to California. I had just left the University of Tennessee, and we ended up in Long Beach, California. I was going to attend school out there with him. We’d both just fucked up at both schools. He was going to University of Colorado and got kicked out for taking his clothes off in the girl’s sorority house. And I got kicked out for drinking at the Wild Mouse — that’s what I majored in. I had just about burned out on college. When I went to University of Southern Mississippi, I played football, I had a 3.5 grade average. But then I found Mary Beth Hottie in her Mercedes convertible and that southern belle accent, and I decided to major in that.

LK: What was your original major before the women?

BG: My original major was marketing and philosophy.

LK: Well, I think you did pretty well with that original major!

BG: Yeah, I did. Then one day it all crashed and burned. My original intention was to go into the advertising business on my own because at that time, advertising was a new baby on the block. I just knew I could do it and get big accounts and make a lot of money and be successful at it.

LK: In one of your interviews, you said that for cocaine, it was all advertised for you. You didn’t have to do any advertising. It was everywhere.

BG: Right! I had Hollywood.I had the record industry. I mean, even Johnny Carson used to joke and laugh about it every night on his show. I had everybody marketing it for me. It was incredible.

LK: You mentioned Janis Joplin. Do you have a pot story with Janis that’s a real memorable, standout moment, you know, where you’re stoned out of your mind or whatever?

BG: With Janis?

LK: Or any of them, really, Jimi, Jerry — any of those people.

 BG: Well, Janis made love to everybody but the dog, you know? [laughs]

My father told me never to brag in the locker room which girl you made it with. You should keep your mouth shut.

LK: She was often referred to as a not-so-attractive woman, but I heard she was really beautiful up close and personal.

BG: Janis’s beauty was in her talent, and if she had lived she would’ve been one of the ultimate greatest divas of them all. But unfortunately, she became lost unto herself. She had a genius talent. Genius.

LK: Did you go to Woodstock?

BG: No.

LK: Altamont?

BG: No, I didn’t like going to those places. I don’t like crowds like that. What I really liked — I don’t know if you can even believe this but — were small piano bars at jazz clubs. I used to go there and hunt for lonely women. And you knew the minute you parked the car and walked in that there was going to be one on the barstool next to the piano player. And then, the next day,as the song says, “Maggie, I wished I’d never seen your face …”

LK: Rod Stewart! So music was always an inherent part of your life in your own sort of mellow kind of way?

BG: Right. My grandmother was on the stage. She was in vaudeville, and her son was a classical musician who could play anything, from blues to jazz. He could walk a piano across a football field, one hand. It was incredible. He was Irish: Jack O’Neill. I loved him dearly, too.My mama’s brother. He drove up from New Orleans one time with two whores in his Cadillac, and pulled into my house in Cape Cod. I said, “What the hell is this?” And he said, “I left my wife.” And I said, “What are you talking about? After all these years?” She was a southern Baptist, and he looked at me and said, “Yeah? Well, I’ll tell you something: You ever lived with a fucking nun for 35 years?”

LK: Do you play an instrument?

BG: I play the piano and the harmonica.

LK: Looking back, how would you identify yourself?

BG: I was an impresario of the unorthodox.

LK: In an interview, someone asks you if you feel guilty about all the drugs you brought to all the kids. And you said, fuck that! No, I don’t feel any remorse because the evil in the world is about terrorists. That’s the evil.

BG: The evil is a country consumed with weapons. I watched it happen from the ’60s on, and now it’s total madness. Peopleare sitting in Congress and the Senate and debating whether to have only 10 rounds in a clip or a semi-automatic. That’s insane to me. You can’t have a society with 300 some-odd million people, and all of them walking around with fucking guns. That’s insane.

Basically, all these countries — I’ve been to the Middle East back in the ’60s, and Afghanistan and Pakistan and Turkey, and there was none of that going on. I mean, the hippies were going over there and buying hash and whatever. It was like a family of man. And then we started sending guns over there and filled all those countries with guns. What the hell is in somebody’s mind that wants to do that? I know that there’s trillions of dollars worth of profit in it, but it’s also insane.

We can have thousands and thousands of DEA agents running around trying to catch kids smoking a joint while people are walking into shopping malls and airports with bombs. I mean, what the hell is going on? Their priorities are crazy! I mean, would you rather have people down on the corner in the shopping mall smoking a joint, or would you rather have them with a bomb?

LK: On your escapades, you must’ve had to know how to shoot a gun to defend yourself.

BG: Well, a goddamn monkey can shoot a gun. I didn’t really have to use a gun because the person I worked for was a very serious, deadly man. Nobody really wanted to try to do anything negative to me because I was transportation. I was like United Airlines. Nobody wanted to screw with me. But, yes, of course I know how to use a gun.

Listen, I’ve been shot at, shot up and shot down and thrown off the horse so many times, I’d be embarrassed to tell you. But I’m an old, stubborn Dutchman and half Irish, and I kept getting back up on the horse and kept getting back up until the horse and I became one.

LK: You got a bullet in ya?

BG: [laughs] Yeah, I had one. It’s under my armpit, believe it or not. It went up and broke my collarbone.

I didn’t go to the doctor. I went to a Cuban pharmacy and they took it out. Then I just couldn’t drink with my left hand for about a half a year, so I learned how to drink with my right hand.

LK: Did it hurt like a son-of-a-bitch?

BG: Well, when it first happens, it’s like getting hit with a punch. It’s afterwards that hurts. It’s like a divorce. [laughs]

LK: Shifting gears here … Being around weed all those years, seeing all those crops, were you enamored by the beauty of marijuana plants?

BG: Yeah, they’re beautiful. They’re like an impressionist painting — a Monet or a Gauguin. They’re incredible. And nowadays, all these young kids at these cannabis and hemp festivals, they talk all these growing techniques and formulas, and I have no idea what the hell they’re talking about!

LK: How do you feel about the whole medical marijuana thing?

BG: It’s incredible.

LK: Have you tried topical cannabinoid-infused sprays to treat pain? I have a girlfriend who represents Xternal and Nternal.

BG: I’m not big into sprays and deodorants and aftershave and all that. When I shave, I use single-malt scotch for cologne.

LK: Though the government has been up in arms about legalizing weed, now they’re starting to realize that they can tax marijuana and they’re like, “Oh, interesting.”

BG: Well, the government is Wall Street. My nephew has big contacts with Goldman-Sachs and he tells me that they’re just waiting for this to happen, and they’ve got investment money all over the place.

LK: Funny how up in arms a little wonderful plant can get everybody.

BG: That’s true. It’s all about a little plant.

LK: Well, I guess the coca plant you could say the same thing about — but that’s a different beast.

BG: Well, it’s a good beast also, in moderation. Anything in moderation is good.

LK: Well, as Bob Weir from the Grateful Dead says, “Everything in moderation –including moderation.”

BG: Right. You have to learn the lesson and hopefully you survive it. I basically used cocaine as an energy force to be able to do what I did and be up for weeks at a time and be on top of my game. At least I thought I was [laughs].

LK: I read that you said if you had a magic wand, you might’ve done things differently.You said that marijuana was all good, but when you slipped into the cocaine world, you kind of wish maybe you hadn’t gone down that road. Is that true?

BG: It is and it isn’t. It was a destiny. I had to go down that road. I don’t have regrets about any of it, really. Even the 20 years that I did. I feel that it was part of my journey. If you try to go back … regrets are like whispers of wind in time and they’re useless. So you might as well just enjoy what you’re doing unless it’s truly evil. Let the good times roll.

LK: What’s the best thing you got from being in jail? Obviously there’s a lot of bad shit.

BG: I did a tremendous amount of writing. I wrote three books, I helped write the screenplay for Blow. Those are the best things I did.

Everything else in there is totally redundant. Not having a woman for 20 years, to take that away — and the loss of privacy? Those are two things that are the quintessence of evil and kind of tear your heart out.

Writing all the time kept me sane. And once the movie came out, I had a tremendous amount of visits and other projects to work on. The name of the game in there is to find something to do, otherwise you become lost unto the machine. It’s what I call, “Wandering the hallways of always.”

I talked to a lot of minority kids who were given 20 or 30 years for crack. Their lives were devastated. They’ve changed the law a bit and are letting some of those kids out. You don’t take some 17-year-old kid standing on a corner in a ghetto with handful of rock and give him 25 or 30 years. It’s ludicrous.

LK: What about the first-time offenders with marijuana charges who are in there for 25 years?

BG: That’s even worse. Those kids don’t know that it’s going to happen to them because they don’t know law. And when you break the law, you better damn well know the law and what the penalty is for breaking it because if you don’t, you’re a fool. I knew exactly what the law was. I had a greyhound bus full of Jewish lawyers.

Listen, the system is a machine. How do you expect them to help a bunch of kids when we drop atomic bombs on people and give out medals for it? There is no rhyme or reason to any of it. But, we are who we are, and if you play by the rules in America — and even if you don’t or you don’t get caught — it’s the greatest party on earth.

LK: What’s your next book project?

BG: I’m working on a family history that dates back to the Mongols. I’m working with my Dutch family in Amsterdam. They’re giving me a lot of research. Hopefully I can get it done before Johnny Depp shoots me out of a cannon over the mountains or something. [laughs]

LK: It’s kind of funny that you’re Dutch, being that weed and hash are such a big thing in Amsterdam. That’s your roots. It’s coursing through your veins.

BG: Well, you know, the Dutch were great pirates, too. It is all coursing through my veins! Any kind of existentialism was just flowing hot when I was young.

LK: So you consider yourself a pirate then?

BG: Yeah!

LK: So when you were a kid, you had that subversive, pirate-y personality?

BG: I was always a little radical in the neighborhood. When I was younger, I drove my mother crazy. She used to chase me into the bedroom with broomsticks. Irish temper.

LK: What were you doing?

BG: Throwing the dog off the garage roof and this and that, or whatever. Climbing the highest tree — things kids do.

LK: Pushing the limits.

BG: Yeah, pushing the adolescent limits. But then I turned out to be a pretty good kid in high school. I wasn’t a problem in high school at all. I loved sports and I loved taking the girls up to lover’s lane overlooking Quincy Bay on Friday nights. It was pretty good for me as a kid.

But when Tuna and I made it out to California, that’s where we found pot. I couldn’t inhale it because I didn’t smoke cigarettes, so they made a water pipe for me. Then I found out how much weed cost and rather than getting high, I became way more interested in the monetary value of it.

LK: So you weren’t smoking bong hits every morning?

BG: Nope.

LK: So would you say you have a non-addictive personality?

BG: I was addicted to the thrill of it all, the high. I was a thrill junkie. That’s basically what I was about. But like BB King says, “The thrill is gone. Gone away for good.”

LK: Everybody that reads this magazine loves marijuana. This is your audience. What would you like to say to them?

BG: Tell them to turn on, tune in — and don’t drop out. And … don’t vote for Donald Trump! [laughs]